1. Realising I'm very nearly at the end of my Jan off drinking
Last year I took Jan off drinking booze and it was a nightmare, I've done it again this month and found it relatively a breeze. I'm cheating and ending a day early but there's a party and most months only have 30 days.
2. Crazy Journalists in the SunI very rarely read a newspaper (sorry Rupert) and if I do it's normally a Metro someone's left on the bus. Today I had a look at the Sun and it had two belters. First up they were talking about Rooney's 'decider' in the Carling Cup, they also had a picture of Bellamy getting pelted with a beer bottle, so they claimed he'd had a 'decider' as well. Boom Boom I'm here all week enjoy your steak.
The second was slightly less amusing but still very impressive. Not so far from here a women killed both her children and made a failed suicide attempt. Rather than just say she killed her own flesh and blood, The Sun reported she had 'slaine' them. Who says there's no place for wordsmiths in this twittertastic digital world.
3. A Busker with an accordion
I've never seen a busker which hasn't made me smile slightly more in some way. If I were Gordon Brown (which would make a amusing fancy dress outfit) I'd pay for their to be a busker on every street corner, national morale would sky rocket and everyone would forget everything he's done they don't like...
4. The Whistling Workman
My office is above a restaurant having a re-fit and one of the builders keeps whistling 'as time goes by' but clearly only knows the bit that goes 'As time goes by' he then stops and waits a few minutes and starts again.
5. The reaction to the iPad
No doubt you've heard about it, but the split (and completely as yet unfounded) opinions of its great or its rubbish, and tampon jokes have brightened my day no end.